McDonald's of Japan has recently put out a pretty racist ad campaign involving the "baka gaijin" Mr. James who is a super nerdy white guy living in Japan speaking horribly broken Japanese who can only read Katakana and knows no Kanji because we're all such ignorant stupid crackers.

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Oh and my personal favorite

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Despite the fact that this is totally racist and also hits a little close to home as I'm somewhat of a weeaboo grand master I can't help but also find it completely hilarious to the point where I almost cry laughing.

Go to page 3 of the 3rd link for a video of him attempting to speak and stuff.

It's hilarious and terribly sad at the same time.

I knew the Japanese were notoriously xenophobic but damn this is fairly open about it.

Also, hey Japan, McDonald's is an American company. Make fun of us too much and we'll take it away!

I just got back from District 9. Holy shit. Its fucking awesome. If you haven't seen it drop whatever you're doing and go see it RIGHT now. Its a blend of fantastic story telling mixed with kick ass direction and acting topped off with a bit of action and of course, they have aliens.

I won't say too much because spoilers must be avoided at all costs. Do not read anything about it. Just go see it. Now.

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Should I laugh or cry?

EDIT: Fuck the smileys. Ruined link

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One Piece will have 5 volumes a month released starting in 2010. We'll get up to volume 53 in English over the course of 6 months and then we'll only be a little bit behind Japan.

That's the good news. The bad news? $10 WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? SJ Books were nice because they were only 8 bucks as opposed to other VIZ comics 10 dollar price tag. That's $50 a month of One Piece PLUS every other series I follow of which there are ridiculous amounts. Not to mention I just got a PS3 which made me broke as is but then I have a nice big backlog of games for it that I want to pick up.

So yay One Piece even though my wallet has decided to start listening to Evenescence and to cut itself

I haven't been on this site much. Like at all. Every once in a while I come back on and look at the cyanide and happiness and respond to things people sent me. In honor of the fencing tournament I should be sleeping for I'm going to stay awake and do this instead

Oh and happy christmas. Wait thats not right. And Happy new year.

And happy birthday to me (it was the 29th. It was pretty lame. My dad made me go to practice. I just wanted to play games D

now for the stolen thing

10 Things You Want To Say To 10 Random People:
1. BLAT BLAT WITH MY GAT (inside joke)
2. I want you to have my babies
3. I'm bored
4. I don't know what to say
5. I ran out of ideas after 2 random encounters
6. Seriously I got nothing
7. Oh wait maybe that could work.
8. Alright lets give this a shot
9. On the count of three. 1. 2. 3.
10. Hi

9 Things About Yourself:
1. Nerd in the best way possible
2. I drink to much caffine.
3. I should probably try harder at stuff but I dun feel like it
4. I like horror movies especially zombies
5. I <3 my Imac
6. I recently flipped the location of my pillow to the other side so I could lie on it and watch stuff on my mac from my bed and when I go to sleep I think I'm facing the wall but its actually the open space and vice versa so when I open my eyes I freak out.
7. I do jam sessions during lunch.
8. I play drums cause I can only play guitar if its followed by a hero
9. I speak really bad. Like I speak english but when I try to say stuff I often try and say like 8 different things at once and it comes out sound bad like I forgot what I was trying to wordify like I just demonstrated back there.


8 Ways To Win Your Heart:
1. Tolerate my nerdiness I suppose
2. Holy shit if I found a chick who played video games I'd prolly be all like
3. Banana Muffins.
4. Have a sense of humor
5. Help me come up with answers to these stupid surveys cause I ran outta ideas like 2 questions in.
6. Don't be a bitch. No one likes a bitch
7. Remember my birthday without facebook telling you. I don't think that happened this year. At all. Thank you facebook then so my wall looks all not pathetic.
8. Be a chick

7 Things That Cross Your Mind Often:
1. I'm hungry
2. WHY THE FUCK DID I DRINK 6 SODAS AND EAT 5 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE!? (like right now)
3. I should probably do that thing I need to do. Fuck it.
4. Boobs
5. Rofl
6. I can haz
7. Did that manga/onemanga not in america yet series come out yet

6 Things You Do Before You Fall Asleep:
1. Stay up an hour or more longer than I intended
2. Go fuck I'ma be tired tomorrow
3. Take a piss
4. Drink water to replenish the fluids I lost from the pissing in step 3.
5. Put on music to sleep to.
6. Get outta bed and turn off the music because its making my thoughts to intense to sleep to. (I should really just stop step 5 but I keep thinking I can do it)

5 People Who Mean A Lot:
1. Alex
2. Will
3. Lucien
4. Lucas
5. I will reserve this space in case a female appears who I can put in this slot so its no longer a sausage fest

4 Things You're Wearing Right Now:
1. Shirt (I typoed shit)
2. jeans
3. boxers
4. hockey band they made me buy that I'm actually kinda used to and like now

3 Songs You Listen To Often:
1. Chp Suey - SOAD
2. Global Warming - Gojira
3. This Love, This Hate - Hollywood Undead

2 Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. Learn Japanese for the purposes of not being 6+ years behind Japan with all the curses taken out.
2. Have relations of an intimate nature with one of the beings known as "females"

1 Confession:
1. It seems I've developed a habit of kinda chewing my fingers a little bit. Not like chomp and make em bleed or anything just kinda lightly chew em...